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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Independence Day

Last updated: April 20, 2010

October 14, 2009

Russia celebrating Independence

A mysterious cloud was spotted over Moscow as Muscovites are readying themselves for celebrations of Russia's independence day.

Source: Telegraph

I don't want to be a spoiler but I do feel like I have to remind to our readers how such shit usually ends...

April 20, 2010

Independence Day RELOADED

VICTORY!!! This blog is celebrating a great victory in the battle of Jerusalem.

A string of earlier defeats and tactical retreats has utterly depressed and demoralized me.

Palestine: 1 Jews: 0
Palestine: 2 Jews: 0

The anticipation for the final battle was getting unbearable to the point that my right hand has basically already lost any idea of what it was supposed to do (what was it anyway?)

Jerusalem: On the Cusp of Liberation

But then a surprising counterattack came and in a stunning reversal of fortunes has devastated the enemy forces scattering them far and wide away from the Holy City.

Catastrophe For Palestine

Praise to Allah, Jerusalem is still ours!!! This one was the true Independence Day!

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