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Monday, March 29, 2010

Israel's New Hobby

Last updated: April 5, 2010

March 29, 2010

Thomas Friedman says we've got a new hobby. This reminds me of a certain proverb: When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. This hobby may eventually cost us three billion dollars...

April 5, 2010

Praise to Allah for Allah is Most Great!

In the comments section of this post the infidel J was insinuating that calling the names of Allah and his prophet betrays the person's Muslim background. Oh the ignorance of filthy infidels! If calling upon Allah makes one a Muslim, then there is not a stone in the universe that does not follow the religion of Allah! Now go have it straight from the horse's mouth!

There is no god save Allah. It is He who gives life and death. Horses and cows are calling upon Allah. Birds are singing His name...

Lions roar the name of Allah...

And who, man and beast alike, never heard of the prophet of Allah (Allah bless him and grant him peace)?

The Prophet (pbuh) said, "Every son of Adam is a sinner, and the best of sinners are those who repent." Repent to God, ya infidels, and ask His forgiveness, lest ye incur the wrath of Allah and suffer a terrible punishment. Praise to Allah Subhanallah for Allah is Ever-Forgiving, Most Merciful! Praise be to Muhammad (Allah bless him and give him peace), for He is the Messenger of Allah!

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