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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Live from Paradise

Last updated: January 15, 2009

January 13, 2009

Due to a freak accident on Hamas Al-Aqsa TV channel late at night a technician mixed Ramattan's live broadcast from the center of the Gaza city with a Polish channel streaming a striptease show. Traditionally it's believed that 72 celestial virgins awaiting a Shahid (a martyr) in Paradise are actually blonds or something light skinned and so for a short while the audience stopped breathing as it's been watching a blond beauty undressing herself under the tune of Islamic songs praising martyrs and encouraging the faithful to fight the infidels. "Oh Allah, make my faith strong and fill my heart with the spirit of the Koran!" went the song while the blondie was teasing its pious audience. After a while the Al-Aqsa channel came about its mistake, but for six long minutes hundreds of would-be suicide bombers were sitting mesmerized in front of their TVs watching a live broadcast from Paradise unfolding before their eyes.

January 15, 2009

Got it !!! Not six, only two minutes. But even two minutes of this stuff are cool enough.

If the link stops working, tell me. I can embed the original one from LiveLeak too.

Enjoy !!!

:D :D

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