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The King of kings

Last updated: March 30, 2009

March 24, 2007

When Good Friends Meet

Ruler of Saudi Arabia, King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al-Saud.

In 2006 the Arab summit in Khartoom failed miserably because many leaders failed to appear:

Abdullah (King of Jordan) didn't attend the Khartoum summit because of Gaddafi's presence and close relations with Sudan.

. . .

Tunisia didn't send a representative because it claims Sudan backed Islamic militants from its opposition. President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt thinks Sudanese officers tried to kill him in 1995. The list goes on.

This year the Arab leaders are going to make another try in Riyadh. Yet some problems are looming:

Libya's leader Muammar Gaddafi attended the summit in Khartoum, but won't attend this year's Riyadh summit because of his spat with Saudi King Abdullah from 2003, as well as claims that he tried to assassinate the Saudi monarch.

Besides Gaddafi's attempts to assasinate some of them, Saudis and other Arab leaders have other and no less valid reasons to resent Gaddafi's presence at the summit:

Gaddafi . . . would also most likely want his one-state solution plan for the Israelis and Palestinians, known as "Isratine" and published in the "White Book," to be taken more seriously by the League. . . (Gaddafi is even ready to give up on Libya's own seat in the Arab League for our joint Israeli Palestinian state . . . Isratine, as he calls it. NB)

Gaddafi's absence is a big disappointment. Even some Israelis (me for example NB) have grown addicted over recent years to Gaddafi's performances in Arab summits translated live by Ehud Yaari.

Gaddafi's antics at the summits are famous. He has more than once walked out of meetings, made derogatory remarks to Arab leaders and ridiculed Arab policy in general. He called the Palestinians and Israelis "stupid," and said prime minister Ariel Sharon was a Palestinian agent since he created the suicide bombers (!!! NB).


Without Gaddafi the summit is a plain waste of time. They should better cancel the whole thing.

June 12, 2008

Be Proud, Obama !!!

The Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has finally got something smart to say for a change.

We fear that Obama will feel that, because he is black with an inferiority complex, this will make him behave worse than the whites. This will be a tragedy. We tell him to be proud of himself as a black and feel that all Africa is behind him because if he sticks to this inferiority complex he will have a worse foreign policy than the whites had in the past."

The inferiority complex may be actually the smallest of Obama's troubles:

We suspect he may fear being killed by Israeli agents and meet the same fate as Kennedy when he promised to look into Israel's nuclear program.


I would like to take this opportunity and ensure the would-be president of our total and unconditional support. I am also joining the Libyan leader in calling on mr. Obama to overcome his inferiority complex as well as ADHD OCD and all other his disorders and disabilities. Be a proud boy Obama !!! Be brave !!! Africa and Israel are behind you !!!

El Comandante Muammar


After having carefully considered the matter I came to think that it's only fair and of a good taste that every region in the world would have its own Hugo Chavez.

Thinking does not come easily to revolutionaries

El Comandante Chavez with his spiritual mentor Fidel Castro

February 3, 2009

The King of kings

DAKAR, Senegal — President Muammar el-Qaddafi of Libya was named chairman of the African Union on Monday, wresting control of a body he helped found and has long wanted to remake in his pan-African image.

His installation as the new head of the 53-member body resembled more of a coronation than a democratic transfer of power. Colonel Qaddafi was dressed in flowing gold robes and surrounded by traditional African leaders who hailed him as the “king of kings.”

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Source: The New York Times

Gaddafi - The king of all kings

February 28, 2009

The Friend of friends

The president of African Union, Muamar Gaddafi, urged the International Court to drop its proceedings for the arrest of Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir on accusations of masterminding genocide of hundreds of thousands of Afro-Muslims in Darfur. Speaking at a meeting on cooperation between the United Nations and African Union, el Comandante Muamar said:

Why do we have to hold President Bashir or the Sudanese government responsible when the Darfur problem was caused by outside parties, and Tel Aviv [Israel], for example, is behind the Darfur crisis?


The beleaguered Bashir, long under siege by the International Court and human rights brigades, in his turn has expressed gratitude for the support of African Union and its president. The episode also demonstrated that Gaddafi knows better than just assassinating his colleagues (see the beginning of the post). He is a good friend who can be relied upon.

Muamar Gaddafi - The king of all kings and a friend of his friends

March 19, 2009


I think this post can't be complete without a search that hit my blog from Google-Libya...

Why? You will have to read this whole post from the beginning to know why

:D :D

March 30, 2009

British Product vs The King of kings

By SALAH NASRAWI, Associated Press Writer Salah Nasrawi

DOHA, Qatar – Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi stormed out of an Arab summit on Monday after denouncing the Saudi king and declaring himself "the dean of Arab rulers."

Gadhafi disrupted the opening Arab League summit in Qatar by taking a microphone and criticizing Saudi's King Abdullah, calling him a "British product and American ally."

When the Qatari emir tried to quiet him, the Libyan leader and current Africa Union chairman insisted he be allowed to speak.

"I am an international leader, the dean of the Arab rulers, the king of kings of Africa and the imam (leader) of Muslims, and my international status does not allow me to descend to a lower level, (!!! NB)" Gadhafi said.

Gadhafi, who is known for his unpredictable behavior, then got up and walked out of the summit hall. A Libyan delegate said he went to an Islamic museum in Doha for a tour.


Impeccable logic...

:D :D

Muamar Gaddafi - an International Leader

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