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Friday, July 21, 2006




news in israel

if u want to know what the news in israel look like ..

first they said that the bridge damascus lebanon was attacked .. then they said that they destroyed several trucks with fresh supplies from syria to nasrallah ... its said they run them by some mountain tracks...

they say one of the katyusha launchers that shelled haifa apparently was hit but they dont know for sure ...

nastrallah reappeared on el jazeera and everybody says he looks ways better than the last time so apparently his poor look before and more to do with the state of air conditioning in their bunkers

tel aviv is in chaos because the police is chasing after some suicide bomber , actually there are rumours that the kamikadze is already caught at the entrance of a hotel and its a woman ...

they say the small force that crossed the border is still fighting but they got the idea what nasrallah was digging there all the 6 years .. they say its strongly built bunkers sometimes interconnected with tunnels ... the katyusha crews are seating there between launches and a thinner force is spread around... the force was ambushed , 4 soldiers shot dead .. they say apparently a dozen of hezbollah fighers are dead ...

a prolonged and boring funeral ceremony of dead soldiers ... everybody makes cross faces as if it happens once in 50 years

the analyst says hezbolah apparently does nt report their losses as part of their media campaign but he says he knows for sure some of their middle ranked commanders were killed from the air...

i dont know if u remember this f-16 shot over beirut a few days ago.. here they showed a clip from one of the bombers ...the bomb hits a long range missile launcher and by freak accident the rocket shoots itself and goes burning into the air...

then they screen some bombed out houses in haifa or naharia ...

they say that people across the north disobey orders ... some can seat no longer in shelters and started messing around ignoring sirens... people say that air conditioning sucks everywhere .. the shelters were not adequately prepaired and children are mad after a week in shelters

half of the population left the north , kiriat shmone is a ghost town ... people in naharia are shown fishing on the beach while rockets hit he town center...

IDF spokesman is interviewed ... he asked when they stop shooting rockets .. he says we can t stop it only reduce ... only ceasefire would stop it ... please be patient

two apache collide in the air ... former military officers curse the IDF once again for how it trains its soldiers .. some say two kidnappings prove that IDF got too smart and electronic and forgot about the basic training ...

weather report comes ... we ve got a good weather ... in the north too says the reporter , but please stop fishing like mad , stay close to shelters

thats the news today

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